Zoku Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei 06
School Closing
Report Cards
Everyone.
I understand that you might be nervous about your report cards,
but your teacher
believes in non-reporting, so I won’t be giving you your reports.
Thanks to Anonymous @ >>10390749 for the script!
Also, for the love of Christ, please someone else pick up this series!
What are you talking about!
Let me hand them out first.
It’s all blackened.
I can’t read anything.
It’s a non-report card.
Since over 80% of this class
doesn’t actually want to find out their grades anyway, right?
Non-report agreed!
Agreed!
I agree as well.
Me too.
Wait,
you too?
It’s a predictable response.
To begin with,
there’s nothing good about things that are reported.
I’m in despair!
This society that tries to make everything known has left me in despair!
If I have the right to know,
I also have the right to not know!
This is
a pudding that I used to enjoy eating.
Is it called the flaunting of information?
Or is it called the burden of knowledge?
What’s a gelating agent?
What’s an emulsifier?
What’s a dextrine?
If I hadn’t known, I could’ve enjoyed it peacefully.
I wanted the ingredients to be non-reported!
Furthermore,
The Tokyo Danger Grounds.
Ever since I saw this map of death,
I’m too scared to go anywhere.
When you thought you bought an item for cheap,
but then learn that it’s sold for even less, you despair,